This I know Is True
When I think about going to sleep with you, it’s not sexual. No sexual, hon’. It’s more like knowing someone is protecting me while I sleep, breathing in my breaths, loving me without the sex, which is better in some ways. I just want to lie next to a guy and have us wrap our bodies, arms, legs,…
Raise My Kids with a British Accent
IM TOTALLY GONNA DO THIS
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
OMG HAHAH
EXCELLENT PARENTING.
(Source: trolllinginthedeep, via pinkerasers)